• Happy

• Enacting a Metaphor Related to Sitting Zazen That is Evocative But I Don’t Think Quite Rolls All the Way Up, As It Were

• As the Subject of a Web-Based Video Game in the Incremental, Idle, or Clicker Genre

• With Clearly-Defined Job Responsibilities

• As Pattern CORE-096 in Dave Gray’s “visual frameworks”

• With a Tote Bag Falling Off Damn Shoulder

• Reposting the Same Jokes Over and Over and Claiming It’s Part of the Joke

• Feeling the Pump Bro

• Subjected to an Eternity of Treacly Horseshit by Way of a Cliche-Emitting LLM

• Updated to WordPress 6.2

• A Divinely-Appointed Fitness Guru

• Caught in an Endless Spiral of Metaphor

• Waiting for Somebody to Pronounce His Name Correctly

• Catchin’ Up on His Podcasts

• Groovin

• Condemned to Build Houses of Different Sizes and Shapes

• As a Hotdog Framed Art Print by Matt Harness

• As Used by Paul Bloom as an Example of the Relationship Between Activities and Goals

• Crappy

• On the Phone With His Parents

• Rolling a Boulder Into a Trolley Problem Featuring the Ship of Theseus and Hilbert’s Hotel